tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-234824902024-02-08T22:40:59.343+05:30EntreManeurEntreManeur is a person who makes his living selling bs to other people. Welcome!vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-14266640910889572222007-06-02T17:32:00.000+05:302007-06-02T17:42:13.579+05:30Closing ShopSigning off entremaneur. Its been fun, so goodbye to all of you, yes both of you.<br />Gonna pursue my literary activities elsewhere, anonymously.<br /><br /><br /><br />and since I cant leave without giving a klever hint, there....<br /><br />Now krack that klever hint, and proclaim yourself klever. Be warned, no help forthcoming.<br /><br />Signing off<br />*Mr.GoodKatvikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-58566719834172137352007-05-11T15:58:00.000+05:302007-05-11T18:27:13.645+05:30Keep it simple, stupidI am feeling guilty today. I am in that rare physical condition which makes me too sick to go to work but quite ok to blog. A bloggers Phuket island, I have heard. And yet I am a bit guilty. It might have something to do with the work i was supposed to submit today, or it might have something to do with the vodka shots I emptied yesterday. <span style="font-size:78%;">(If someone from work is reading this, i am using my creative imagination and i am not liable for anything that i post here.)<br /><span style="font-size:100%;"></span></span><br />So i watched Spiderman 3 last weekend. All throughout the movie, i was trying to figure out how many times the word "choice" was used. I lost count finally, but not out of choice. The clincher was when i watched Chamber of Secrets later that night and Dumbledore said-" It is not our abilities that show what we truly are... it is our choices." to which i said zzzz.<br /><br />But it did start me thinking though, the choices we make, the choices others make, how it affects our life and and how it affects others. Looking back, I feel like an entire series of Lost could find a much needed inspiration from it. I think that is what a bloggers block does to bloggers, it gives them too much time to think about their lives.<br /><br />Sigh, so my secret is out. I am here experiencing my first bloggers block, a bblock if you will.<br /><br />So here are some of the choices I have made, and some of the choices that have been made on my account.<br /><br /># Going to Kuwait, much fun as though it was, made me lose a lot of things. I used to be an athlete before i went( a fact i have kept well hidden ) and i will do anything to become one again...as long as i dont have to give up on drinking and smoking.<br /><br /># Doing engineering....wtf was i thinking? Well, i wasn't. But atleast i joined a totally rocking college.<br /><br /># Not resigning (yet) even though i have been posted in the last place i really want to be right now.<br /><br /># Not listening to music, now dont be shocked, i know there are a lot of others like me who just know the lyrics of the latest Himesh Reshamiyya song and that too because that is the only thing they show on tv nowadays. I could always decide to be cool and store 10 gb of music on my system, but that would be such a waste.<br /><br /># supporting Manchester United, the choice i am most proud of, something which does not give you all the right to judge me.<br /><br />Ok i am tired of this choice listing game, which happens to be the story of my life. If you are going through a bblock, join in.<br /><br />Anyway i happen to have a few things to look forward to this weekend.<br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_%28Iliad%29">Phoenix</a> is coming to town, and i am taking it as my duty to make sure he throws up. I have always wanted to quit work on monday mornings, maybe this time i wont have to.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span>vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-19889072277762731592007-04-11T12:55:00.000+05:302007-04-11T13:17:48.736+05:30HomecomingYes, I am back.Delhi is definitely the capital city of India. I have never seen a city so clean, so well maintained and completely traffic-blocks free. Ok, so I might have made the last one up,but still Delhi rocks! And I wanna go back! and back and back and back. I lurve Delhi!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />All this was before I realised I am not in Delhi, but in Gurgaon. Broke my heart...<br /><br /><br />Pics might come up... and "Puz Cuz" rocks!!vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-33385406827176361672007-03-29T13:36:00.000+05:302007-03-29T13:37:08.802+05:30Off to Delhiwonder how much has changed....vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-57214878788590240502007-03-27T14:22:00.000+05:302007-03-27T14:35:45.808+05:30BCCI ties up with Vivid Videos<em>by lunatic who feels he should not be taken seriously</em><br /><br />March 27, 2007<br /><br />After considerable analytical thinking, the BCCI president, Mr Sharad Pawar has come up with a plan to come up with a master plan to curb India's downfall in world cricket.<br />After being questioned on what the parent plan is, the BCCI president read out a prepared statement- " <em>No ,I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky</em>."<br /><br />However he did let it slip through that Indian team would be divided into 2 - India Blue and India Senior. Mr Pawar has ofcourse the distinction of having the highest score of 22 not out in 122 matches in the neigbourhood gulli ka cricket. Mr Pawar, an avid pani puri lover not only because of the resemblance in shape, also let it slip that there was to be a tie up with the top producers in the porn industry - Vivid Videos. "<em>Hence the tags- BLUE & SENIOR</em> " Mr Pawar explained with a sly smile. It was obvious that it was he who came up with the names."<br /><br /><em>The coach of the senior team will be none other than Dilip Vengsarkar while the blue team will be coached by Saurav Ganguly</em>, " he explained.<br />Dilip Vengsarkar had ofcourse proved he is quite capable of the task when he showed no qualms in exposing his white haired nipples to the world when India managed a draw from the point of certain victory back in South Africa.<br />Saurav ganguly had proved his mettle earlier when he let out a mating call to Andrew Flintoff,in England, who reciprocated when he came to India and both had an intense passionate night at BrokemyBack mountain.<br /><br />The players are reported to be excited with this tie up.<br /><br />"<em>Now everyone can know why i am called the Little Master</em>," a senior player quoted.<br /><br />Ex-Indian captain Dravid solemnly said-"I<em> take full responsibility of the loss,crashing the hopes of a billion, but we must move on, we must look forward</em>" before adding with a cunning smile- "<em>There are holes in my wall too</em>."<br /><br />Indian wicketkeeper MS Dhoni commented that he was waiting for a green signal from his god, Fido Dido, to make a commitment.But he did say he was excited to work with the likes of Jenna Jameson and co.<br />"<em>Unhorny ban gaya horny,horny ban gaya dhoni</em>."<br /><br />Kerala super fast bowler S Sreeshanth was last seen practising talking to his privates,in full expectations, asking it to cool down, by motion of his hands.<br /><br />Virender Sehwag was not able to get out of bedroom for comments because he was grounded. Sehwag ki Maa also added that it was unlikely he renew his contract.<br /><br />Owner of Vivid Vidos, Paul Hirsch made a public statement, that this partnership would definitely move them forward in the business, and then back, and then forward, and then back, obviously sharing a very very poor joke.<br />He said he was excited to work with team India- Blue & Senior, but he was more excited with the aquiring of Mandira Bedi. "<em>Now that is 1 girl the whole world wants shut up, I think it will be quite a challenge</em>," Mr Hirsch commented.<br /><br /><br />Good Luck Mr Hirsch. Even Charu Sharma's head was not enough.vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-91297766227007497832007-03-26T11:40:00.001+05:302007-03-26T11:53:23.710+05:30The one with the crickets and stuffsCricket is our sole religion. It is something we look at and feel proud. It is something(rather the only thing) we can show to the world as ours.<br /><br />Is that the reason, everytime the men in blue steps into the ground, we expect nothing less than a win? We feel gross injustice has been served to us in the durbars of cricket lords.<br /><br />Is that the reason Jharkand Mukti Morcha(JMM) has been vandalising Dhoni's unbuilt house for he proved to be nothing but a hollow caliber in our gods arsenal?<br /><br />"<em>If cricket is our religion, then BCCI must be our god. With gods like this, who needs devils</em>?"<br /><br />India is a decent team with some potentials but it is definitely not a world cup favorite. It is not of the same class as Australia, SA or even Sri Lanka as it was obvious India were beaten in every dept- bowling, batting, fielding and the number of goodlooking lady fans. The zest to win was more for the team from Colombo, there was more spark.<br /><br />Build from this disappointment. Make a fresh team with fresh attitudes. One day cricket is all about attitude, attitude of Clarke & Ponting accelerating from the 30th over, attitude of Smith and De Villiers not fazed by the bowling attack or the massive target.<br />Bury the past. Dont make cricket a religion. Its not about luck or faith. Its about effort, will and passion.<br /><br /><a href="http://indiauncut.com/iublog/article/om-wicketkeepera-namah/">Amit Varma</a> quotes- "<em>Now, isn’t it ironic that all this should be happening for sport? To me, sport is all about celebrating human endeavour. Perhaps this is best reflected in the fact that the team that invokes God the most was the first strong team to crash out of the World Cup. Divine intervention ain’t no good if you don’t walk the hard yards yourself: that’s one good lesson sport teaches</em>."<br /><br />I thank India for,<br /> 1) allowing me to complete my set of unread novels.<br /> 2) allowing me to sleep early at night.<br /> 3) allowing me to see Mandira Bedi cry.<br /> 4) punishing the Indian media for now they have to follow Bangaladesh's matches <br /> 5) punishing the advertisers who have lost so much...<br /><br />I thank Ireland for,<br /> 1) lessening the pain.<br /><br />Here is a random thought for helping out Tata Sky. They should arrange Indias tour of Pakistan for the Woolmer/Chapell Series- parallel to the world cup. Never a better way to regenerate cricket in the subcontinent.vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-74216876833602708742007-03-22T14:01:00.000+05:302007-03-22T14:10:40.466+05:30Pillow from a book shopWithdrawing money from an ATM brings a certain kind of relief..especially if the previous 3 ATM's rejected your card. In a mood to celebrate the significant increase in the weight of my wallet, i decided to do some book window shopping. Window shopping because i already had around 5-6 unread novels back home which would feel real bad if i came back with new ones.So when i was scanning the books in the seconds shop,i was muttering to myself - "Dont buy, dont buy". After around 15 minutes of taking books, gauging their thickness and keeping them back untidily, i thought i would make my move. Enter book guy. Now this guy looked around 60-65, looked shabby, dressed even more so and had big grandfather specs.<br /><br />Book guy - " Hello Sir, Are u looking for something specific? " (This guy could speak english that my professors of christmas past could only wish for.)<br /><br />Me - " No, just looking through. "<br /><br />Book guy - " Are u interested in novels or in motivational books? "<br /><br />Me - " mumble jumble "<br /><br />Book guy - " Hmm...have u read this xyz book by Sidney Sheldon? Its quite popular. "<br /><br />Me - " No, i dont read Sheldon. " ( Omg do i look like i read sheldon?)<br /><br />Book guy - " What about Wings of Fire..biography of Abdul Kalaam. It is an extremely interesting book. I finished it in 2 days. Really inspiring. "<br /><br />Me - " Nah..i am not interested in biographies. "<br /><br />Book guy - " People your age could learn a lot from these kind of books. Have u read this - 7 habits of HEP? It could change your life.<br /><br />Me - " no. " ( Way to go jackass )<br /><br />Book guy - " I recommend this book by Jack Welch. Its about how he turned his company around. Or are you intersted in something else?<br /><br />Me - " Its not that i am not into motivational books. I just feel that it is a waste of time. "<br /><br />Book guy - " But you could learn so much from these books,reading how they became successful, what they did in order to become great."<br /><br />Me - " If Sachin drinks milk every morning, trains till evening, sleeps at night and if i do exactly the same things he does, would i get to play for India? "<br /><br />Book guy - " No, but you would certainly be a better cricketer than you are now."<br /><br />Me - " Hmm...So did Sachin read any books to become Sachin?<br /><br />Book guy - " Yeah. He read Sunny days..you want? Just Rs 200. "<br /><br />Thats how i bought a pillow from a book shop. Maybe after reading it, i will become a master at leaving balls outside the offstump.By the way, if anyone is interested, i am willing to re-sell. It makes a good bday present especially to people who torture you with bamboo bamboo jokes.<br /><br />updates- upgradation still in progress. Will take more time. <br /> Watched 300. I kept atleast 1 promisevikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-68735274517891547062007-03-19T16:10:00.000+05:302007-03-20T12:14:10.077+05:30UpgradesEntremaneur undergoing changes. Might take some time before it looks readable.<br />Keep refreshing.vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-75361557585254705512007-03-09T17:46:00.000+05:302007-03-09T18:22:51.774+05:30MoodswingsFunny how small things decide how your day goes.<br />Consider the scenario.<br /><br />You wake up on the wrong side of the bed on the wrong time of the day. No, not 1 hour before the alarm shrills(that would be the right time), but rather 6 minutes. Now 6 minutes is not long enough(for some people) to doze off. So taking the less popular option, you are now left with a total of 16 minutes to<br /><br />1)brush + business + bath<br />2)iron + dress up<br />Piece of cake.<br />Not.<br /><br />Cause now you realise today, of all days, is your presentation day. But you dont worry because thats what engineering does to you. It teaches you to be calm in a storm. So u improvise and revise the list to<br /><br />1)dress up<br />Piece of cake.<br />Not.<br /><br />Here is where Murphy's law comes into play. Murphy's law states that within approximately 10-15 minutes of your departure from home, slow cells in your brain which were sacrificed last night(Buffallo theory) will start getting activated and from no where, you will realise that you have bloody well forgotten your id card. But you dont worry because thats what engineering does to you. It teaches you to be calm in a storm.So now while you are riding back to your house, your brain starts scanning for believable excuses that you can get away with for being late, provided the same excuses were not used they day before.<br /><br />Enter office. You forgive people for staring and glaring at you. You go and sit in your cubicle. You are the king of this cubicle. You can go on looking at the screen and pretend you are the busiest person in the planet without anyone questioning you. So now the only hurdle left is the presentation itself.<br />Piece of cake.<br />Not.<br /><br />You are sitting with your team in the conference room. Its a round table,so naturally it reminds you of King Arthur and his Knights and Excalibur and Natalie Portman topless. You can hear the team speaking, you can see them listening, you can see some people taking down notes. You know you have to do one of the 3 to survive in the corporate world team meeting. So what do you do? Thats right!! You frigging sleep off. Never a better time to make up for those lost 6 minutes.<br /><br />Sparing the techicalities that followed, you are now on your way back home. Home sweet home,yes, where nothing can go wrong, where you can sleep and watch tv and be sparsely clothed all the time. Nothing can go wrong..unless ofcourse your friends have locked the door and gone out with the key. But you dont worry because thats what engineering does to you. It teaches you to be calm in a storm. You take out your Nokia phone and try to call them. But there is a limit to what engineering teaches you in 4 years. So when you get a heavilly accented female speaking on the other line informing you that your outgoing services have been barred,you lose it.<br /><br />Expletives censored, you go somewhere where you know you will be calm, where you know your friends will turn up eventually and where you know nothing can go wrong. And it works each and every time. One sip and you are back to "normal".<br /><br />Fosters- one hell of a mood swinger.<br /><br />Your day has never felt better. Infact comparitively speaking, today might have been the best day of your life.<br /><br />Times like these makes you think...why the hell dont i start my day off with fosters?vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-5422135961490052852007-02-19T12:03:00.000+05:302007-02-19T14:19:31.265+05:30Not your typical sunday morning..It could happen to any of us...<br /><br /><br /><blockquote><span style="font-size:15;"><em>"..Police made contact with the neighbor, a 39-year-old man,who told them he heard a woman screaming from upstairs and feared she was being sexually assaulted. The subject said he grabbed the 39-inch sword, went upstairs and kicked in the door to investigate. He repeatedly asked his neighbor "Where is she?" and made him open a closet, and searched the apartment looking for a woman in distress.The victim told his neighbor, and later showed police the evidence, that the noise came from a pornographic movie he was watching..."</em></blockquote></span><br /><p>Next time on a sunday morning, when u have nothing better do than put your favorite dvd and watch it...it might be fruitful to keep a few things in mind.</p><br /><p>1)Neigbourly samurai uncles are a big no-no.</p><br /><p>2)Headsets are a yes-yes.</p><br /><p>In midst all this, a curious mind has to wonder who the damsel in distress was? Jenna Jameson or Sunny Leone? Purely for research purposes ofcourse</p><br /><br /><blogitemurl>Here is the <a href="<http://www.zwire.com/site/news.cfm?BRD=1402&dept_id=173494&newsid=17860751&PAG=461&rfi=9">Link</a><br /></blogitemurl>vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-24330534479317472222007-02-19T11:35:00.000+05:302007-02-19T12:02:42.689+05:30The rise of the phoenixWell, this blog was dead. Now its reborn.<br /><br />Updates!<br />1) I now work for one of the top software consultancy firms in India.<br />1) I have moved out of my home and now live in my own flat with friends.<br />3)I am officially an orkut-hater.<br /><br />Promises to keep!<br />1)update this blog daily<br />2)make salary last a month<br />3)watch 300<br /><br />Enjoy the ride!<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span>vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-1147640684027271282006-05-14T23:20:00.000+05:302006-05-19T00:33:58.286+05:30The guys who Matter- part 1 of many<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">The thing that hurt me most about passing out of school is that i did not have anything much to show for it. Yeah i did have friends and i did have moments with them. But that was the end of that. Just memories... hazy... but still there.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">4 years of my college life have gotten over and surprisingly i do have somethings to show for it.</span><br /><ol style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> <li>yearbook:- a pretty neat idea. Everyone's info packed into one book. Might i add designed by <a href="http://phoogler.blogspot.com/">Saneef</a></li> <li>a t-shirt:- a pretty neat idea again. Although i am not entirely sure whether i will actually get one or not since the person in charge of it has become a bit extravagant off late.</li> <li style="text-align: left;">my college uniform shirt:- New white shirt man-handled by maniacs with blue/black pen. Apparently everyone has a pretty huge signature and just in case i miss to read the obscentities on the back of my shirt, they have made sure i read it off the front.</li> </ol><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> For the record i did not write on anyone's shirt. And i considered the possibility that no one would want me to write on their year book. So that pretty much left me with not much options. So here's the first part of a hopefully many-part series. Please note the following points- </span><div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left; color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> <ul> <li style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">The list is in random order of weird things entering my mind</li> <li style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Most of the humor will be understood only if you know the guy</li> <li><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Nicknames are copyrighted</span><br /></li> </ul> </div><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">The Guys who Matter-1</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Deepak "Whizbox" Prakash<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">AKA's:- JavaMaster, jxta!, Viper, troubleshooter, panchara beater</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">From the time i have known him, he has been a walking encyclopedia on Java related topics. Ever since i have been "group studying" with him, i have realised that there is nothing more in this world that he would like more than sleeping. If he has decided to sleep, or if he is already sleeping, it would take a bit more than 8.0 on the richter scale to wake him up. But if u do want to wake him, the following tips might come in handy.</span><br /></span></span> <ul style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"> <li style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">use "fix" and "computer" and "troubleshoot" in same sentence.</li> <li style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">bad mouth java<br /></li> <li style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">start a sentence with- "Hey /*insert random girls name here*/ <insert> looks sexy"</insert></li> <li style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><font><font><font><font>visit the site www.orkut.com</span></span></span></span></li><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></ul><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Akhil "Jayaraj" Krushnaa<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">AKA's:- Aki, Akilees, Akiliz, Adonis, Newbie, Newb, Scarfield, Garfield, aewoo, spammer etc etc</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Now this is one guy who looks as clueless as you, finds the same dumb things funny just like you, thinks just as dumb like you but be warned... there is a highly efficient brain (with knowledge of all computer languages released so far) behind those blank eyes. Its not his fault they chose to remain off during earthly hours. During exam season there is nothing stopping him from studying except during the time interval of 10:37 pm - 10:54 pm when mysterious things happen to his body. These changes in metamorphism is explained only by what we know as "The zone." The Zone cannot be explained...you would have to see it for yourself.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">But here's a hint:- A horse can sleep when it is standing</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sujish " BoOMsLaNg" Babu<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">AKA's:- Su!,Poooy,What Plans?, mx , newb, noobie, _malum_nahi_</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Sui is l337. A conversation with sui can be started quite easily despite what girls might think.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">The only thing required is a good knowledge about food and football(default for all guys).</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Nothing can wake up sui from his daily ritual of sleeping through the morning...except ofcourse the growl emanating from his own stomach. He is ofcourse the second-best gamer in India in all games..be it CS or AoC.</span><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div></div><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font>The fact that he is a blind but die-hard Liverpool fan is the only defect he carries around. Apart from that everyone who has met him will agree - Sui is l3333333t!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Sandeep " BambooBamboo" Menon<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">AKA's:- Kundan, PC, Menon, Zandy, DPS scandal camera-man, illuminatus, Mongoli</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">The god of chori and chalus. This guy loves to chori people so much that if he is on his deathbed and he gets one last wish...it would probably be to repeat his infamous bamboo-bamboo "joke".</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">All things said... there is no one else i would want as a partner in crime. Memorable incidents include interviewing a good-looking female right in front of KR bakes claiming to be conducting a survey for Varkeys, stalking 2 girls from Choice school until they told us their names.. and many many more. Anyone who knows him does realise the difference between 90% and 100%. He strives to get the best out of everybody. One of his hiddent talents is to be able to recreate a MMS scandal. I have known him for a long time...6 years.. and because of that i know the bamboo joke by-heart. But whatever the case Sandeep, you can be my wingman anyday.</span><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font> /* End of part-1 */<br /></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23482490.post-1141612025656015242006-03-06T07:10:00.000+05:302006-03-06T08:41:58.310+05:30Entremaneur<span style="font-weight: bold;">Entremaneur </span>- Pronunciation Key(ón-trâ-mâ-nûr, -nõõr) Noun<br /> <span style="font-style: italic;"> Someone who makes a living selling bullshit to the masses.<br /><br /></span>Well it wont be all BS all the time...neither will it be no BS all the time. Kinda midway-Mostly BS most of the time.<br /><br />The reasons why i have decided to blog:-<br /><ol><li>New craze in college! Few of my batchmates are now fellow entremaneurs and i cant let them have all the fun all alone.</li><li>So much creativity...there <span style="font-weight: bold;">must </span>be an outlet! Please dont replace creativity with bs.</li><li>Test of will- to see whether i can really be consistent atleast once in my life.</li><li>The possibility of reaching out to the masses, hopefully find a few who have the same views and killing the rest.</li><li>Last but not the least. The biggest factor of them all:- Boredom</li></ol>With these few words i am starting a journey which i hope lasts longer than my other forgettable endeavours. Well Wishers hop on.<br />"<span style="font-style: italic;">the journey is the reward</span>"- from some forward i accidently clicked open<br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span>vikzhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05159325512882979622noreply@blogger.com1